As I was cleaning out some files, I ran across an old joke that is fitting because in Phoenix on Thursday we had a high of 111˚, our hottest day of the year so far. For anyone interested in moving to Phoenix, consider that as a Phoenix resident, you:
Are willing to park three blocks away because you found shade.
Have experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
Can drive for four hours in one direction and never leave town.
Have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
Know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
Know that the four seasons are: tolerable, hot, hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME?